Junkie in danger

the boss · #1 03-19-2008, 12:44 PM

We were just made aware of a terrorist plot to kidnap the great pumpkin from the camp Blanding game in sept. We have discovered they intended to actually take the junkie during the game while posing as paintball players. XP has not found out what their intentions are toward the big guy or even a motive maybe they want their picture taken, ransom him for charity or maybe they are going to take him partying on the town to the local strip clubs and get him greatly intoxicated who knows where it will go from there. So beware there are forces at work here to remove the man from his element and in front of a large crowd of his followers talk about bold, what will be next?

Scorch · #2 03-19-2008, 01:24 PM

A hostile takeover of pbjunke!

And then, the world! Srry, thinking out loud again.

Junkie · #3 03-19-2008, 01:41 PM

Better be one hell of a strong force.... I have some very large friends....

the boss · #4 03-19-2008, 01:57 PM

Warning Rich we have info this is an inside job we don't know all the names yet but we are making a list . We've got you covered just be careful they are out to get you rumor has it they are funded by japanese photographers. They are trying to break into the market promiseing low prices and free rice

DMmasta · #5 03-19-2008, 03:31 PM

I heard it was a terrorist attempt to intercept the top secret U.S. Operation JUNKIE which was being masked as a paintball training exercise , and in doing research they googled paintball Junkie and saw their first target...

thats just what i heard in my terrorists anonymous group