Worst Case Scenario

[spyderman]

excellent choice del

[thumper]

Eric - alien? I always thought Eric spoke with an accent. I was thinking Europe - but now that the truth is revealed, he does sound off planet.

Good people of Earth - you can rest assured there will be no invasion on my watch. And for the good folks of the south, I have a good recipe for Alien Bog.

*********Alien Bog***************


50 gallons of boiling water
add 10 to 12 medium sized stinking aliens and boil on high till tender -

add 40 lbs pork sausage (Kielbasa is best) sliced into 1" lengths
20 lbs new potatoes, chopped
20 lbs yellow onions, chopped
1 large can of old bay,
1 small can of bay leaves
1 large can white pepper
1 quart of tobasco

Boil on high for 1 hour then remove from heat and 20 lbs of long grain rice
cover for 20 minutes.

And by special order of the USDA and Homeland Security Agency, Aliens are in season. No limit or size restrictions. Get your Alien Stamp at TriggerTyme.

And happy hunting!

[drewcif]

Thumper how much are meal tickets for this alien stew that you speak of?
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also as far as the role playing goes...
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Citizens I assure you that you are in no danger from these so-called aliens. There are no aliens, and they certainly arent out to invade the planet. Please carry about your lives as you regularly would. There is nothing going on.

I will be on hand with a special task force to maintain equilibrium should the worst case scenario unfold.

Mr. Smith
N.I.M.B.Y. Organization head

[spyderman]

well thank you mr.smith,you took the words right out of my mouth.As far as the military is concerned,fear not,we are here to help you and help only.


Yours truly,
MR JONES

[PaintedWarrior]

Originally Posted by thumper

Eric - alien? I always thought Eric spoke with an accent. I was thinking Europe - but now that the truth is revealed, he does sound off planet.

Good people of Earth - you can rest assured there will be no invasion on my watch. And for the good folks of the south, I have a good recipe for Alien Bog.

*********Alien Bog***************


50 gallons of boiling water
add 10 to 12 medium sized stinking aliens and boil on high till tender -

add 40 lbs pork sausage (Kielbasa is best) sliced into 1" lengths
20 lbs new potatoes, chopped
20 lbs yellow onions, chopped
1 large can of old bay,
1 small can of bay leaves
1 large can white pepper
1 quart of tobasco

Boil on high for 1 hour then remove from heat and 20 lbs of long grain rice
cover for 20 minutes.

And by special order of the USDA and Homeland Security Agency, Aliens are in season. No limit or size restrictions. Get your Alien Stamp at TriggerTyme.

And happy hunting!

That's some good eatin'!

Warning: You have to be careful when hunting aliens. They'll pick you up and shake you like a rag doll with there mind powers. This usually results in loss of bladder control

[drewcif]

Official edict of NIMBY- there are no aliens

[PaintedWarrior]

Yeah I guess you're right, we shouldn't go off half cocked with the assumption that aliens are right in our back yard. That is kind of ridiculous. Isn't it?

[drewcif]

I think so.

[PaintedWarrior]

Then again I do know someone who says they were abducted once.

[spyderman]

Originally Posted by PaintedWarrior

Then again I do know someone who says they were abducted once.

all lies I assure you sir.There is and never was any aliens