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Old 02-22-2006, 12:14 PM
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Worst Case Scenario

They were lead here to find an answer to the ultimate riddle of synchronicity. In short, what makes the galaxy "tick"?
Thus the Synchronicity Crusade was launched toward the outer spiral and reentered normal space in Sector 5, Group 12, Sub cluster 6 somewhere in the vicinity of a nine-planet system orbiting a midrange yellow dwarf star listed in the register as 4H-159-FM/4890A. The third planet of which was primary destination. Scans revealed that despite adverse environment due to contamination by self-regenerating carbon/oxygen compounds, preliminary analysis confirms existence of rudimentary life on 4890A.
Orbital observations show the dominant species to be a quadrupedal, wheeled, hard shelled variety established on all continents. Ferrous metallic assembly, glossy skinned, energized by combustible hydrocarbon/oxygen mix. The species is essentially social in habits, the predominant behavioral trait taking the form of streaming in columns between large, cross fissured nests. Most individuals retire to the surrounding areas to spend the nocturnal periods in an apparently dormant condition, returning to the nests in great numbers at first light to commence frantic activity that persists throughout the day.
The queens of the dominant species spend their lives bloated beyond recognition assembling larvae at the rate of several thousand per day. The newly assembled larvae do not, typically commence adult activity immediately, but are transported to numerous incubation centers before becoming animate and merging into the flow of general population pattern.
Synchronism analysis of movement patterns to follow.

WARNING!

Further scans indicate situation on 4890A worse that at first recognized. Virtually all species appear to be host to a universal carbon-based parasite, usually glimpsed moving between wheeled species and cover (possibly photophobic?). Evidence indicates all nests to be heavily infested and constitute the parasite’s primary breeding grounds.
Situation critical. Recommended action: Chemical treatment of land surfaces to eliminate all parasitical and contaminant carbon forms. Immediate action necessary to stem the corruption of dominate life form’s synchronicity patters! Commence preparations!
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Old 02-22-2006, 12:19 PM
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If anyone cares to give me a brief, simple, correct explanation of the above scenario synopsis they will receive 1 free entry to Worst Case Scenario. What does it all mean!
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Old 02-22-2006, 02:43 PM
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It would seem to me that some bunch of alien scum have mistaken our cars as the dominant species here on Earth (AKA 4890A), and now they believe that we are parasites. The queens referred to here are the assembly plants. These idiot aliens now seek to destroy us, in order to help the dominant species out.
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Old 02-22-2006, 02:56 PM
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U get the golden cupie doll!
The ice man cometh to Worst Case Free!
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Old 02-22-2006, 03:03 PM
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Just wanted to add that the aliens are studying the flow of traffic believing it will lead them to the ultimate answer of synchronicity. They believe the parasites are mucking up the flow and thus the reason they came here is in jeopardy.
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Old 02-22-2006, 06:43 PM
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Rats, i was working on a more elaborate description, but it didnt sound anything like the iceman's...oh and iceman is our general at benghazi fyi... and what are the teams for this one del?


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Old 02-22-2006, 10:37 PM
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If anyone can help, I have a few questions.
How many hours will this game be?
Will there be camping?
What kind of paint will there be. An what are the $ per case?
Can teams preregister?
Why do i ask so many questions?
I think that covers the questions for now.
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Old 02-23-2006, 08:00 PM
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Old 02-23-2006, 08:02 PM
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If anyone can help, I have a few questions.
How many hours will this game be? 10
Will there be camping? yes
What kind of paint will there be. An what are the $ per case?$50
Can teams preregister? yes
Why do i ask so many questions? you have a big brain
I think that covers the questions for now.
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Old 02-27-2006, 01:32 PM
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OK lets crank this sucker up and prep this party! I need to get a head count on who is showing up at WORST CASE SCENARIO! April 1st at TRIGGERTYME! It's a ten hour event and will be a blistering fire-fight! Its the army aginst the aliens! Who's takin' over mama earth?
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