Olympic Sized Foot in Mouth

[ace007]

This was emailed to me; I didn't check it out for validity except I did check & the names mentioned are real people. This is funny stuff:

Here are the top nine comments made by NBC sports commentators during the Summer Olympics:



1. Weightlifting commentator: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing."

2. Dressage commentator: "This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother."

3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father."

4. Boxing Analyst: "Sure there have been injuries and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious.

5. Softball announcer: "If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again."

6. Basketball analyst: "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces."

7. At the rowing medal ceremony: "Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew."

8. Soccer commentator: "Julian Dicks is every where. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field."

9. Tennis commentator: "One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them...

[Milkshake]

My wife does the same thing before an event, NOT!

[mytmouse]

thank you for that, its one of the few times i have actually laughed out loud in front of my computer.

Good stuff <golf clap>

[ace007]

Originally Posted by Milkshake

My wife does the same thing before an event, NOT!

If a wife did that before any event, that in itself would be an event.