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A Public Service Message from the Jester...
The Top 16 Signs You're at a Lame Super Bowl Party
16> Your friends cheer for the Budweiser Clydesdales and groan
at the Coors twins.
15> Your host serves plenty of crab cakes and Chesapeake Lager,
blissfully unaware that the Colts no longer play in
Baltimore.
14> Tough to hear the commentary over all the knitting.
13> Your host's homemade giant plasma screen TV is leaking all
over the carpet and he wants to know if you're type A positive.
12> For the 250,000th time, some moron says, "Da Bearz!"
11> Your boss says, "As long as you're going to the break room,
why don't you make 20 copies of the Whittaker proposal."
10> Your drunken buddy casually mentions how much better the game
would be if offensive lineman wore only thongs.
9> You miss the opening kickoff when your host insists on
watching the last five minutes of a "Will & Grace" rerun.
8> No one is allowed to do a Jell-O shot without first hearing
the host's Bill Cosby impression.
7> The guy who organized it refers to fondue as "FUNdue."
6> TV's broken, game's on the radio and Earl and Danny are
reenacting the action using marionettes.
5> "Like those Tofurkey nachos, Bob? The Tupperware bowl they're
in comes in six attractive colors for only $6.99."
4> Who knew Costco even *made* beer?!
3> After every botched play, your host, a former pro football
star, insists on showing you how he would have done it --
if he had done it.
2> "Okay, everyone: Whenever that Peyton guy throws a touchdown,
we each do a sudoku!"
and Topfive.com's Number 1 Sign
You're at a Lame Super Bowl Party...
1> The only wardrobe malfunction involves too much Zima and your
own man-boob.
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