Your mamma wears LISP army boots!

[drewcif]

headache?


oh well good to be playign this one

[scrappy]

hmm

[madden]

(ill bak u up drac) scrappy thats not on topic
also maybe he means he will have the money to play this 1 and he didnt at mob wars

[drewcif]

Originally Posted by madden

(ill bak u up drac) scrappy thats not on topic
also maybe he means he will have the money to play this 1 and he didnt at mob wars

thats not what he meant. Your coming to this one right cody??

Drew

[madden]

um...i dunno i no my mom wants to run the cooper river bridge thing, and its the same day so.... ill have to work something out..

[drewcif]

by the way what if my mom does wear lisp army boots

[recon ranger]

maddens mama and Dracula53's mama where lisp army boots.I where U.S. Army boots.My boots hurt worse when Had helped the HUMANS KICK SOME alien A**.Hey all the people who played on the side of the humans
and we told them aliens to !! Again humans ...!!!!!!!!!!!

[PaintedWarrior]

Originally Posted by [sm] drewcif

http://www.pbjunkie.com/forums/scenario-big-game-5/worst-case-scenario-16940.html

-Dels Description*************************
They were lead here to find an answer to the ultimate riddle of synchronicity. In short, what makes the galaxy "tick"?

[anyone ever see A beautiful mind? The pigeons doing the mathematical dance. It's a little bit that and the butterfly concept thrown in for good measure]

Thus the Synchronicity Crusade was launched toward the outer spiral and reentered normal space in Sector 5, Group 12, Sub cluster 6 somewhere in the vicinity of a nine-planet system orbiting a midrange yellow dwarf star listed in the register as 4H-159-FM/4890A. The third planet of which was primary destination. Scans revealed that despite adverse environment due to contamination by self-regenerating carbon/oxygen compounds, preliminary analysis confirms existence of rudimentary life on 4890A.
Orbital observations show the dominant species to be a quadrupedal, wheeled, hard shelled variety established on all continents. Ferrous metallic assembly, glossy skinned, energized by combustible hydrocarbon/oxygen mix. The species is essentially social in habits, the predominant behavioral trait taking the form of streaming in columns between large, cross fissured nests. Most individuals retire to the surrounding areas to spend the nocturnal periods in an apparently dormant condition, returning to the nests in great numbers at first light to commence frantic activity that persists throughout the day.
The queens of the dominant species spend their lives bloated beyond recognition assembling larvae at the rate of several thousand per day. The newly assembled larvae do not, typically commence adult activity immediately, but are transported to numerous incubation centers before becoming animate and merging into the flow of general population pattern.
Synchronism analysis of movement patterns to follow.

[The aliens themselves are silicon based lifeforms.Which is why they refer to LISP. LISP stands for list processor. It was actually the first name of the forerunner of the modern day computer. Thus the aliens remark " All hail the great programmer" at the end of the transmission.]

WARNING!

Further scans indicate situation on 4890A worse that at first recognized. Virtually all species appear to be host to a universal carbon-based parasite, usually glimpsed moving between wheeled species and cover (possibly photophobic?). Evidence indicates all nests to be heavily infested and constitute the parasite’s primary breeding grounds.
Situation critical. Recommended action: Chemical treatment of land surfaces to eliminate all parasitical and contaminant carbon forms. Immediate action necessary to stem the corruption of dominate life form’s synchronicity patters! Commence preparations!

[We are carbon-based life forms which are directly opposed to there structure and conception of understanding. We are chaotic also.]

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-Icemans Interperation, which was deemed correct by del

It would seem to me that some bunch of alien scum have mistaken our cars as the dominant species here on Earth (AKA 4890A), and now they believe that we are parasites. The queens referred to here are the assembly plants. These idiot aliens now seek to destroy us, in order to help the dominant species out.- Iceman- who reputedly won a free entry for this interperetation

Yep - Del

[recon ranger]

Do you Aliens Rembmber the pain our army boots left when we humans kicked your A** and made you ! I hope that kick felt good!