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Old 03-20-2006, 07:13 AM
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Old 03-20-2006, 11:16 AM
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Look at me im a parisite

The LISPS humans, and are the Nimbs alians? If so this works if its the outher way around then...

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Old 03-20-2006, 02:18 PM
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Im kind of thinking NIMBS are off planet humanoid, and LISPs are the alien things -- both are looking to colonize earth..?
any one have insight into the story line?

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The LISPS humans, and are the Nimbs alians? If so this works if its the outher way around then...

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Old 03-20-2006, 03:53 PM
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The Nimbs are the earthlings trying to cover up the alien invasion, and the Lisps are the aliens trying to clear the earth of the Human Parasites

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Old 03-20-2006, 03:54 PM
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-Dels Description*************************
They were lead here to find an answer to the ultimate riddle of synchronicity. In short, what makes the galaxy "tick"?
Thus the Synchronicity Crusade was launched toward the outer spiral and reentered normal space in Sector 5, Group 12, Sub cluster 6 somewhere in the vicinity of a nine-planet system orbiting a midrange yellow dwarf star listed in the register as 4H-159-FM/4890A. The third planet of which was primary destination. Scans revealed that despite adverse environment due to contamination by self-regenerating carbon/oxygen compounds, preliminary analysis confirms existence of rudimentary life on 4890A.
Orbital observations show the dominant species to be a quadrupedal, wheeled, hard shelled variety established on all continents. Ferrous metallic assembly, glossy skinned, energized by combustible hydrocarbon/oxygen mix. The species is essentially social in habits, the predominant behavioral trait taking the form of streaming in columns between large, cross fissured nests. Most individuals retire to the surrounding areas to spend the nocturnal periods in an apparently dormant condition, returning to the nests in great numbers at first light to commence frantic activity that persists throughout the day.
The queens of the dominant species spend their lives bloated beyond recognition assembling larvae at the rate of several thousand per day. The newly assembled larvae do not, typically commence adult activity immediately, but are transported to numerous incubation centers before becoming animate and merging into the flow of general population pattern.
Synchronism analysis of movement patterns to follow.

WARNING!

Further scans indicate situation on 4890A worse that at first recognized. Virtually all species appear to be host to a universal carbon-based parasite, usually glimpsed moving between wheeled species and cover (possibly photophobic?). Evidence indicates all nests to be heavily infested and constitute the parasite’s primary breeding grounds.
Situation critical. Recommended action: Chemical treatment of land surfaces to eliminate all parasitical and contaminant carbon forms. Immediate action necessary to stem the corruption of dominate life form’s synchronicity patters! Commence preparations!

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-Icemans Interperation, which was deemed correct by del

It would seem to me that some bunch of alien scum have mistaken our cars as the dominant species here on Earth (AKA 4890A), and now they believe that we are parasites. The queens referred to here are the assembly plants. These idiot aliens now seek to destroy us, in order to help the dominant species out.- Iceman- who reputedly won a free entry for this interperetation
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Old 03-20-2006, 05:00 PM
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Oh ok..Then we will pawn you Humans.
I allso think what they are talking about the nest and the orginized beings are cars. Humans are infecting the cars and casing them to get out of order.
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Old 03-22-2006, 10:02 AM
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Here's the deal. If you aliens surrender now we will let you leave in peace. If you stay, well there's only room for one race
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Old 03-22-2006, 12:43 PM
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we have traveled the galaxie for a very long time in the hopes to find an inteligent race, but instead we find you "humans"
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Old 03-22-2006, 02:10 PM
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Old 03-22-2006, 03:39 PM
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glad to see you will be in this one drac
Yeah thanks, I wanted to come to PBC, but I ran out of time on collecting the cash. this time I am a go. Allso I'm glad I don't have to Ref, I still have a headach from mob wars
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